quitting whoring... easy as pie?

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From: Miranda Holliday
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 2:08 PM
To: John Curiel; Salgado, Jose; Meg (E-mail)
Subject: RE: Stop what you're doing, click on the link and then click speak to me

There’s a Christian cooking show! I don’t know, John. The bible belt is pretty fat, I’m sure “Breaking Bread” is going to have some kick ass recipes…that will offer salvation.

Do you think they have a recipe that will stop me from being a whoring tramp?
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From: John Curiel
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 2:12 PM
To: Miranda Holliday; Salgado, Jose; Meg (E-mail)
Subject: RE: Stop what you're doing, click on the link and then click speak to me

Honey, you stop being a whoring tramp by keeping things OUT of your mouth, not putting them in!
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From: Miranda Holliday
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 2:18 PM
To: John Curiel; Salgado, Jose; Meg (E-mail)
Subject: RE: Stop what you're doing, click on the link and then click speak to me

I’ll never learn.
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From: John Curiel
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 2:19 PM
To: Miranda Holliday; Salgado, Jose; Meg (E-mail)
Subject: RE: Stop what you're doing, click on the link and then click speak to me

It's okay baby . . . now go on and wash under your hood like Amy Sedaris showed you.....

Chelsea Lately with Amy Sedaris video
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From: Miranda Holliday
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 2:23 PM
To: John Curiel; Salgado, Jose; Meg (E-mail)
Subject: RE: Stop what you're doing, click on the link and then click speak to me

I’m scrubbing away under my desk with a bottle of sparkletts, some hand sanitizer, and balled up post-its. That should do the trick!
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From: John Curiel
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 2:25 PM
To: Miranda Holliday; Salgado, Jose; Meg (E-mail)
Subject: RE: Stop what you're doing, click on the link and then click speak to me

That's one of my favorite things about you, RESOURCEFUL!